Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
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Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She's my favorite sister, who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, my sister got fired and I got promoted to her job, got a nice payrise for it. My relationship with my sister will never be the same again. FML
Today, we got a letter regarding my sister's college career and an appointment she was required to go to. This seems fitting, since she's a senior in high school, or at least she would be if she hadn't passed away a little over a year ago. FML
Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML
Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, the token of appreciation from my husband after paying off his student loan debt, being his support system when his mother died, and cooking and cleaning for his ass everyday, is him getting my sister pregnant. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML
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RLG4 20
Hopefully it was just a figure of speech.
iSativa 24
Harsh, but maybe she's ignorant of what "sister I never had" means or just got confused between that and "like a sister."
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Comments (42)
FlyingPie 17
She sounds ungrateful. :/
RageAsNeeded 14
Umm, does it bother anyone that the persons name is "onlychild" but said they have a sister? I just think it's funny. Funny story tho ✌️
sammyjo06 14
She's just going to embarrass herself in front of everyone that knows she actually does have a sister if she says that. Even if she doesn't like you, let her know that and suggest simply saying the friend was like a sister to her, without adding "that I never had".
LostInTheZone11 29
Give her Haribo sugar free gummy bears on the day of her speech.
Karfrin123 10
Well your username is kind of contradictory
HeyTherexxx 21
Reflect back on your time with your sister. Either it's a false lie, or you really weren't there as much as her best friend. Hopefully you'll confront her and find it out.
kaffeeine 14
im sure it was only a mixup :)
onlychild87 4
OP here! After reading some of the replies to this I have to clear up some things I think. My sister and I have 7 years between us, me being the oldest. So, about the time I was entering college and moving out, she was entering middle school. This did create some more distance between us as we were not very close to begin with, I'm sure age had something to do with that. However, I have always been very supportive where her education is concerned and she's always come to me with problems, especially those you don't want to talk to mom about. I can tell you for sure that neither one of us is adopted, we are however half-sisters, but I really don't think that makes much of a difference in this case. I'm not sure why it was written and she won't change it. Our father thinks it very hilarious and what can I do? Sometimes she's just odd, though I love her very much. It might be an awkward graduation moment though, I'll be sure to have the camera rolling :)
britney_yomama 4
Why does your user name say only child lol
avidreader121 7
gotta love sisterly love!