By EsotericBrent - 09/01/2013 06:50 - United States - University Park

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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EsotericBrent 29

Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.

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amillionbucks 5

If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.

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firegirl1993 21

Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.

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applexj 13

Hopefully all of your clothes will not have stains, your guitar should be ok.

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heliraptor 13

That's okay, if you're the user I'm thinking of, at least you're probably still more attractive :D

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coolsunshinebear 14

I agree. OP is pretty damn hot! Way for me to be a creeper lol.

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chronosphere 18

well get a fire hose and spray the **** out of the room and your roommate!!

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Kalipczo 21

That sounds really gross.. I hope he offers to help clean/replace your items

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DrunkButterfly 17

but if the suitcase was closed then you're clothes should all be ok

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SmallBean 12

I know you're actually a guy who is trolling. buy I still find your comments hilarious.

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EsotericBrent 29

Oh no, the suitcase was open. Minus the one shirt I had taken out to wear that night, it was full too.

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mkcherry 14

I hope you made him pay for dry cleaning, and personally take your clothes there for it to be done. I would have raised all holly hell, thats so disgusting. Loved being an RA and getting a room to myself!

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DocBastard 38

This is EXACTLY the problem! This is why kids shouldn't rush in college. Slow down and take time to enjoy it while you're... Wait, what?

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buckdharma 36

I look at the floor, and I see that it needs mopping while my guitar gently weeps

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HeartForMusic 23

Oh that's terrible dude :l I hope your clothes and especially your guitar will be ok, those things cost quite a bit!

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