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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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imnotcraZ 0
that's hot
rebeccuh 4
how??
vampire_leyydy 0
OMG! THATS TERRIBLE!....got any pictures? ^.^
FatMan23 10
Hey, it could be worse. My physics teacher light me on fir on purpose.
epicboxgirl 0
1 word MARMITE
gabbygrace24 0
I would sue
CVeNgineer 0
How would he feel giving you anything less than an A in his/her class
Unnoticed2015 1
@#$% Him, Dude....
TheTerenity 9
364 You're not hideous, You're beautiful, what Your bio is about being hideous is not true
luzy_q 11
Did you at least get an A? :o