Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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imnotcraZ 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:58

that's hot

rebeccuh 4

Friday 13 May 2011 15:28

how??

vampire_leyydy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 18:06

OMG! THATS TERRIBLE!....got any pictures? ^.^

FatMan23 10

Thursday 14 July 2011 18:17

Hey, it could be worse. My physics teacher light me on fir on purpose.

epicboxgirl 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:55

1 word MARMITE

gabbygrace24 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:19

I would sue

CVeNgineer 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:41

How would he feel giving you anything less than an A in his/her class

Unnoticed2015 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:28

@#$% Him, Dude....

TheTerenity 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:52

364 You're not hideous, You're beautiful, what Your bio is about being hideous is not true

luzy_q 11

Tuesday 20 September 2011 13:26

Did you at least get an A? :o

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