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By UsuallyLurker - 03/03/2016 00:41 - United States - Berkeley
Today, my parents hired a group of people to clean our house. They use this very cheap toxic soap that smells good, but you wouldn't want to eat. I found out they put some of it on my toothbrush head halfway through brushing. FML