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By Missy - 19/10/2011 22:29 - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

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Knowledge

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 02:01

Today, my mom hit me in the face after an argument she didn't win. According to her, Mexican and American are languages, and not dialects or nationalities. She even argued with my teachers, and threatened to remove me "from a school full of uneducated people" after they told her I was correct. FML

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Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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tingway 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:45

use google translate?

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:51

37- there's this exciting new thing called a "keyboard"! It actually let's you type words into the computer! Far fetched, I know but it's true!

Comments

marit1997 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:30

time to learn a language. I speak Dutch and English fluently and I'm still learning French and german.. well I'm european so it's ok xd

eatmyshortssss1 8

Friday 21 October 2011 21:58

OH MY GOD AREN'T YOU JUST THE BEES KNEES

Northside6934 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:34

Use google translator duh!

dwsgirl 8

Friday 21 October 2011 1:13

Do you know what languages they speak? Google translate doesn't help much unless you know what languages your translating from and into - and even then... Try posting it on here, maybe someone on-line can help. I speak 3 languages fluently, another roughly, and am learning a 5th. Or settle the score and point out that neither of them bothered to teach you any of these languages and therefore failed together.

joa76 3

Friday 21 October 2011 2:34

Actually, Google translate has a detect language feature, so not knowing wouldn't be too much of an issue, unless maybe it's a different word in multiple languages.

firebirdtransam 3

Friday 21 October 2011 2:39

google translate

latestcrazegirl5 5

Friday 21 October 2011 2:49

Just clean the whole house perfectly and do any outside things you do. Tada!! No bad outcome:)

lebronsucks 3

Friday 21 October 2011 2:52

O have taken Spanish 3 years and speak it fluently.

phillsand 1

Friday 21 October 2011 5:31

There's an app for that

MadRoo 6

Friday 21 October 2011 13:16

Well one thing's for certain.. they're both more cultured than you.

kemando 22

Friday 21 October 2011 13:36

Just do everything you think needs to be done, then when they say "we didn't ask you to do that", just say "how the hell was I supposed to know, I don't read Gaelic".