Miscellaneous: Today, My parents are trying to tell me to go to a community... - FML

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By george_s_4 - 09/04/2016 21:24 - United States - Schenectady

Today, My parents are trying to tell me to go to a community college instead of the college I want to go to because it's way cheaper. All throughout high school my parents had told me if I got in to a good college and wanted to go there they'd find a way to pay for it. I guess not. FML

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