Miscellaneous: Today, my nose ring fell out like it has over the past few weeks.... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By shitstormGoddess - 18/05/2016 11:49 - United States - Marion

Today, my nose ring fell out like it has over the past few weeks. Every other time, I've been able to find it, but today I found it just as it was going down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 372

You deserved it 98

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

AndrasteNyx 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:25

Why is it falling out all the time? Are you securing the ball, what are you doing? Perhaps it's time to buy a new ring.

Zannanana 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:42

I hope you don't use a ball in the ring cause you might inhale it. Noserings should be able to close by pushing it together or an open nose ring, those are the best, at the piercing shop or on the website "alloverpiercings" i have those as well :)

Comments

AndrasteNyx 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:25

Why is it falling out all the time? Are you securing the ball, what are you doing? Perhaps it's time to buy a new ring.

Zannanana 18

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:42

I hope you don't use a ball in the ring cause you might inhale it. Noserings should be able to close by pushing it together or an open nose ring, those are the best, at the piercing shop or on the website "alloverpiercings" i have those as well :)

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Birthday Family Cute Friends Relatable My ex I need your advice Love Intimacy NSFW Awkward Sex Scary Technology Annoying Work Money Capitalism Embarrassing Divorce Education Health Sports Abuse Kids Hospital Wanker Addiction Management

The Top

The Top

Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 136

You deserved it 2 844

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 428

You deserved it 3 069

Today, my son had a fever and bad cough all night. Turns out he has RSV. My friend's baby, whose birthday party we went to a few days ago, also has RSV, and had been sick all week. She knew this and still went through with the party, without informing any of us parents. Now my baby is on breathing treatments. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 148

Today, I got a complaint that I'm not performing as usual at my work. That's when I realised it was because I now prioritise my sleep and life over staying awake late at night to learn from the offshore team. I used to work during the ungodly hours of 2am to 7am daily and was then a zombie for the whole day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 796

You deserved it 140

Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 663

You deserved it 102

Today, I woke up with pink eye. Trying to avoid going to the doctor, I searched through my cabinet for an old RX of antibiotic eyedrops. I found a tube of antibiotic ointment labeled “For optic use only.” Only after putting in my eye did I Google what it was: Dog eye ointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64

You deserved it 723