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By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 19:12 - United States - Hialeah
Today, my neighbor's little daughter decided to release all their dogs. I would have been fine with that if their aggresive Chihuahua didnt make its way into my backyard, where I was relaxing in my hammock. And bite me in the leg. FML.