Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
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BellaBear90 27
Early onset dementia?
thatonegirlnic 10
You must be the middle child
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Comments (55)
bnutzinger 11
^^ this :)
sarcasticlover 30
so we know u aren't her favorite child!
tranced_ 45
happens with me too.. :(
itskaybytheway 10
wonder who she thought she went on that holiday with instead
Kage01 4
lol or maybe she remembers correctly and you do not? dun dun dunnnnnn!
LeatherEmporium 7
This is just sad.
suri23 11
That's a major memory fail. Unless she was joking, encourage her to see a doctor.
kurodansei 16
Yeah I've done this to my friends before. It's not that big a deal ppl are dumb sometimes.
ErinRosado 14
That sucks. Unless she later said she was joking...Yeah, I got nothing.
JMichael 26
Did you spend the whole time hiding out in the hotel room while she went to bars and casinos without you because you weren't old enough?