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notafoot
| 8
100% of people who have anal sex will die, it's true.
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Tripartita
| 43
It's your biggest design flaw which your mother deeply regrets, but when she was assembling you, she was a huge Star Wars fan and wanted to pay tribute to the Death Star. Now, should anybody penetrate your exhaust port, a huge, empire-destroying explosion will ignite.
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species4872
| 19
If you had anal in the middle of the road you might get hit by a bus.
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Tripartita
| 43
It's your biggest design flaw which your mother deeply regrets, but when she was assembling you, she was a huge Star Wars fan and wanted to pay tribute to the Death Star. Now, should anybody penetrate your exhaust port, a huge, empire-destroying explosion will ignite.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 11
Does that mean you have the experience to know she's wrong?
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notafoot
| 8
100% of people who have anal sex will die, it's true.
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Cynical_1
| 26
You mean the secret to immorality is to abstain from anal sex? Damn...why does no one ever tell me these things?
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RichardPencil
| 22
You won't die, you just won't shit right for a month [1]
[1] from the documentary film "Bad Santa."
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protoskore
| 23
to which the perfect response would be "My God, I'm a ZOMBIE?????"
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Diana Parr
| 3
Just tell her it hasn't killed you yet
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Amy78_fml
| 4
You'll die eventually at any rate.
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Nfwdude
| 4
Can confirm that you won't die.........straight away.
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