imobesejk
United States
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
cannabis_this420
United States
Bullseye
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks mom
Today, I learned that I may have lung cancer. I've never smoked a day in my life but it could be from secondhand smoke exposure from all the years of my mom smoking around me. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Anto
France
Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
Anonymous
Moreland, United States
Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Smoking kills
Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML
Thepunchline
United Kingdom
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
Hayley
Bad Luck Brian
Today, my doctor told me that my lungs are as bad as a 60-year-old heavy smoker's. I'm 19 and I've never touched a cigarette in my life. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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hidingout777 0
Second hand smoke.
ThorneCrossed 9
she's going to beat you in that race. not a real race of course, she would be out of breath
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Comments (176)
redark 0
u can second hand somking still kills if u breath in the smoke
iyazwoodfle 4
it's true though... if ur with her when she smokes
limab93 3
I can't stand this shit. my mother does the same crap to me there should be a law against second hand smoke
EZ2XLR8 7
if there should be a law against second hand smoking... there has to be a law against smoking, you can't have second hand without first hand. However, more and more places are now banning smoking to reduce how many people start smoking, because there's no where to smoke to begin with, and where and how the smokes are bought, also how they're hidden from customers.
twizlet 0
@lizzjizz. ur a ******* idiot. her dad got her pregnant is what shes saying dipshit
Salkadi 9
well, you are
Kevin721_fml 4
its a good thing a dont have parents that smoke fyl OP
lovelinkinpark 1
take all her cigars and throw them away when she is not in the house
maddie2015 0
well that's not very nice.
crowbar_2010 2
yuck. fyl. smoking is a repulsive habit. thats like..******* huffing campfire smoke.
helene123456789 0
evrytim she starts to smoke go for a walk or to ur room cuz u inhale the smoke to ur lungs n dats wat gives u cancer
MeleMallory 0
Yikes. Is it easier to write like an idiot than a literate person?