Intimacy: Today, my mother found a used condom in my laundry. She thinks...

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By BWong17 - 09/02/2016 14:38 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my mother found a used condom in my laundry. She thinks it's mine and won't believe a word I say. The problem is that I don't know who's it is. FML

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