Miscellaneous: Today, my mother became so obsessed with having spotless bathrooms...

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By Buckbeak - 03/04/2016 15:54 - United States

Today, my mother became so obsessed with having spotless bathrooms in the house, she suggested that I start using a bucket to shit and piss in so there's no risk of "dirtying up the place". FML

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