Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
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genius_man16 1
I'm so jealous, and i'm 19
angrygazebo 0
Bubble wrap is the greatest thing ever invented. Sometimes, I order things just so I can have the wrapping!
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Comments (443)
HappyGestapo 0
Exactly what I was thinking, #356, bubblewrap is perhaps the most amazing invention ever.
pinelotiile 0
agreed, bubble wrap is awesome!!
holdondear 0
Dude, I love you. XD BUBBLEWRAP IS AMAZING =D
h2opolo11 0
Bubble wrap is fn awesome
ohhhh_Ashley 0
dude tell your mom she is awesome! i want bubble wrap!!!!
Adriennerox211 0
WTF?! How the hell is this an FML?!?!?! I'm 14 and i LOVE bubblewrap!!! Have fun! :D
autielove 0
everyone loves bubblewrap! Im 14 also, and i love bubblewrap. my mom wont let me have it anymore though...>.>
jenlaw23 0
dude, bubblewrap is awesome, and this wouldnt be an fml even if bubblewrap wasnt awesome
LiziiBBY 0
why fml?!!? bubblewrap is one of the greatest things ever. why would you be upset about that?
kpearsall 0
I've had 40+year old employees that loved bubblewrap like it's the best toy in the universe. Personally I never got it. I prefer to leave the bubbles unpopped--comes in handy sooner or later, or you throw it away. Maybe I'm the broken one, heh.