Today, my mom got so desperate to find me a woman, she went to see a medium. I don't have the guts to tell her I'm gay. FML
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inappropes 31
Wow this got posted. Ok so here is some background. She thinks I am bisexual. And is already wanting grandchildren. I am 24 and she mentions it alot. And I do want children one day....but that day is far off. She has 6 grandchildren from my step brothers but she really wants biological ones. About the medium part. Out of the blue she texts me asking if im interested in a specific looking woman, then tells me her medium said to be on the look out for her. I had no idea my mom believed in that crap. So I thought it was funny she went to one. She REALLY wants me to find a woman. Thanks for the encouragement and jokes. They brightened my day.
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donaldthegrump 23
Just be honest with your mother, it'll be healthier for both of you.
sophie0908 16
Just tell her. If she's that desperate to get you with someone she shouldn't care if they're male or female, as long as you're happy
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Comments (58)
Zanquis 22
Well the good part is that when you break the news it might cure her also of her believe in mediums.
belc 5
That's tough. I hope your situation improves!
Etweens96 25
Look, just come clean with your mom. It would be a lot better for you both. And there's a few fun ways to tell her as well, maybe bake a rainbow cake! Bottom line is, just tell her you do want to have children but right now is not a good time in your life and you want to find mr.right
simongren 5
Well, if the medium was real one, they told your mother you are gay
CaptainSmith28 19
The medium should break the news to your mom
Calarel_bones 12
i totally agree.. it doesnt matter ? those kids arent blood related to her.. they're still her grandkids. im adopted and one of my parents has a biological son of her own who cant have kids. ive got three kids of my own and those kids are her grankids.
great_nate 26
Shouldn't the medium have seen that?
Casual_Cthulhu 12
Hopefully the medium told her for you. Doubtful.
sparkledoge 29
On the bright side, it's easier to tell if the "medium" is a scam, if they told you mother you're gonna find the right woman inna near future. That aside i don't understand peope who are so obsessed with relationships. What's so wrong with being single ?
sparkledoge 29
Your* in* people* I guess i can't spell...
clair_brodie 35
Good thing the medium will be able to tell her these things.