Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called 911 because there was a fire at our house....

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Fire - 30/04/2016 00:44

Today, my mom called 911 because there was a fire at our house. In our fireplace. FML

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warner69 8

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:10

"nearly FML" wtf this shit is so fake....

CringePotato 14

Saturday 30 April 2016 15:15

Well, I definitely know there is a reason why they call this category "Nearly FMLs" now.

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CringePotato 14

Saturday 30 April 2016 15:15

Well, I definitely know there is a reason why they call this category "Nearly FMLs" now.

warner69 8

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:10

"nearly FML" wtf this shit is so fake....

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:38

You do realise these are rejected submissions, right? They show here only because a lot of people voted "yes" to them on the moderation page.

Ahyuenhsia 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 17:13

LOL

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