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wiona Willimantic, United States

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

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OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.

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broski4 13

Run away. Fast

What a C-R-E-E-P.

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Its not that bad, everyone is just joking around. your butt is just a body part, everyone has one, everyone knows what it looks like, why hide it?

Smacking any ones ass without permission is not cool it's pretty creepy especially if your smacking your girlfriends daughters ass.

Your boobs are just body parts you want some stranger to just come up and grab them??

40-- you have sexually harassed a few people in your time, haven't you?

I have never felt so much empathy for someone until now.

What a douche nozzle! Should have told him interest in scumbags doesn't run in the family.

I think that would be lie, though.

What trailer park did she find him at!!??

TheyCallMeDamien 18

That's so not okay. You need to slap your Mom for bringing him home.

Tell your mum you felt violated; if she's a decent mother she'll listen.

yeah... you definitely need to run, don't look back... just go

To #5 I up vote thee. It's a good plan up to the point of making her mom realize the sleaziness part.

doglover100 29

What a perv.

Crash with a friend for a long time ASAP