Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML
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wiona 2
OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.
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broski4 13
Run away. Fast
PenguinBitch 44
What a C-R-E-E-P.
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pwnman 33
Seems like her boyfriend and your mom are meant to be with each other as they have one thing in common... Being crazy.
jeriaslovesyou 16
Get yourself mace. Lots of mace. Haha!
B00K_L0V3R93 31
What a complete pervy creeper. FYL indeed. You definitely need to tell your Mum or someone else in authority how you feel. The sooner the better. No one has the right to make you feel uncomfortable. I think OP's Mum needs to dump that loser ASAP!
sweetprettykitty 10
How does anyone think she deserves it?!
gabobi91 19
It's actually not a good plan.
tfisch16 9
Oh hell no.
WasabiMars 21
Kick him in the groin and say, "it runs in the family."
ruckfules85 34
More like hes a creeper
flashback_fml 14
Sounds like if he wanted to he could talk your mom into letting you join them in bed
whiskeyandrum 8
Assuming OP's "joining" is consensual. But probably won't be.
xMykiss 11
Keep some pepper spray in case