Today, my mom and I got the answer to the question, "Is our dog really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes. FML
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Hey! Just to start, my dog is absolutely fine. So, we think she may have stepped on the button to lower the window without us realizing before it was too late. No worries, though we were driving fairly slowly after just pulling out of the school parking lot. For anyone wondering the breed, she is a beagle!
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purebliss_fml 19
Not all dogs are smart.. Why was the window open wide enough for it to jump out? You're responsible for your dog. Hope he/she is okay!
gc327072 30
Would his name happen to be Marley?
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Emiler98 11
The dog took sticking its head out the window to a whole new level. I hope it's ok :)
PeachiePrincess 16
Sometimes dogs just get excited, it doesn't necessarily mean they're dumb. Anyways, if the human race is able to have so many dumb idiots, it shouldn't be that surprising that we have a few unintelligent canines on our hands (not calling your dog stupid). I hope he/she is okay!
sanecatlady 13
I once saw a cartoon on a birthday card that showed the real reason dogs stick their heads out of windows is because we stink so bad to them.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
This is why animals should be restrained in some way (seatbelt, for example) and the window shouldn't be open wide enough for them to be able to fall out. Sorry OP, but YDI. I hope your dog is okay and I hope you learned your lesson.
Inked0803 12
Your dog is a ****** champ
tackblog 14
Lemme guess... A poodle or other small little shit of a dog?
princessofthedrk 13
Well from what it sounds like, OP may be a teenager in HS and gets picked up from school or stayed after and got picked up. Since the dog is a beagle, maybe she was small enough to sit in OP's lap and OP was loosely holding her. OP and mom were probably talking about the school day and whatnot and being slightly elevated, the dog may have hit the button by accident. It's really irritating to see some of these comments about calling the OP stupid for leaving the window down enough. Read their response. They said the dog hit the button.
ashleyk26 3
Your dog isn't dumb...it's a DOG. They make dog seat belts for a reason.
basicperfection 16
They make dog seat belts?!
blackonblight 32
They make dog seat belts? This is news to me.
jbataille10 1
Sounds like you're some of the people you see with the window so wide the dogs practically hanging out of it. And no belt or anything. Smart.
Muttley9 13
Back when I was taking my son to Montessori school my female miniature poodle did the same thing; thankfully we were at low speed with no oncoming traffic on a side street... she never did it again :)