By skizpow7 - 28/07/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, my live-in girlfriend and I broke up. She told me she can't leave because she has nowhere to go. I'm stuck with her until she finds a job and an apartment. FML
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skizpow7 0

It is my apartment, and we broke up mutually. she moved here from 50 miles away to live here and we'd been together two years. we just recently figured out that our relationship was great... right up until she moved in. we simply can't live together. and I'm not gonna kick her out, totally rude. she gave up her life in her town to come live here, I don't expect her to be able to up and leave. she's only been here a month and doesn't know anyone close and her parents live 4 states away. it'll just be super awkward. FML

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smokergirl420 0

It sucks that you guys weren't able to live together, and I really respect you for not kicking her out. I know how it is to not have anyone else to rely on other than my bf. Things will be awkward but since it sounds like the two of you didn't have a terrible nasty breakup and it was a mutual agreement then I don't think it will be too too awkward. Good luck to both of you.

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shotgunhr 0

just kick her out. it's her problem, not yours

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boatsnhos 0

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch He tells me everyday He says I've really gotta lose my chic In the worst kind of way She sits on her ass He works his hands to the bone To give her money every payday She wants more dinero just sit at home Well my friend you gotta say [chorus] I won't pay I won't pay A NO waaaay A nana why don't you get a job Say no way Say no way A no waaay A nana won't get you a job---(and so on) :)

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PincheEdgarr 0

aha nice sucks for you:O I'd just kick her out:p

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deansheppard 0

grow some balls pal tell her where 2 go it teach her 4 not havin a job and livin off u

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apefaceddog 0

Wow, did you attend elementary school?

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EvoKnvl 0

If you really wanted her to leave, then you would have made it happen...

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JCo352 3

Your first mistake was dating a foot-draggin' ass hooker. Your second mistake was letting her move in with you. Now your third mistake is letting her stay. Three strikes, your outta there. YDI

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ArianaMonster 0

Get ready to live the most awkward few months of your life. You must be loaded though if she thought she didn't have to work. She's going to suck the life right out of you. Good luck OP.

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celtics734 2

find your man parts and kick her out. unless being sniveling little pushover is your thing

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