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By Dean - 06/03/2016 21:36 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my Japanese stepmother only ever refers to me as what she says is my name translated to Japanese. Today I translated it to English and found that she has been calling me "unwanted child" since I met her and my dad who speaks Japanese just lets her do it. Arigato, bitch FML

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