Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
OP talkin here bb's.
Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.)
YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement.
To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.