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By Anon2000 - 16/02/2020 03:14
Today my husband was on the early shift. I woke to a loud, smelly fart & him laying there, looking at me startled. His shift got changed to the late shift. ( Although I have IBS, I’m proud to say that was the 1st time in 12 years I’ve ‘knowingly’ passed wind in front of him). FML