Miscellaneous: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to wear a clown mask...

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By laurenkaiser98 - 20/05/2016 21:27 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to wear a clown mask and scare me in the shower while i was shaving my legs..guess who has to get stitches

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CraZCanuck 13

Sunday 22 May 2016 6:49

Really had you in stitches, his little joke....

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CraZCanuck 13

Sunday 22 May 2016 6:49

Really had you in stitches, his little joke....

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