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By heartbroken - 22/03/2020 03:03

Today my husband’s ex came clean and admitted that he’s not the biological father of their two kids. Despite the fact that we’ve been involved in the kids lives for years she’s now seeking to terminate all visitation in favor of their “real dad”, a man who just got done serving 10yrs in prison. Fml

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kateannobrien 23

Thursday 2 April 2020 1:03

Sorry to hear of your loss! And most importantly how sad for the poor children who are losing seemingly very important people in their lives. Sounds like the mother is a selfish and spiteful person :(

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kateannobrien 23

Thursday 2 April 2020 1:03

Sorry to hear of your loss! And most importantly how sad for the poor children who are losing seemingly very important people in their lives. Sounds like the mother is a selfish and spiteful person :(

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