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By Carl - 27/05/2016 13:30 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my husband and I had our third marriage counseling session. The only reason I was going was in hopes that the therapist would see he needs help. At the end of the session, she told me she wanted to start doing one on one sessions... with only me. FML

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pettyjohn1995 14

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:20

Too many people approach counseling as a "I'm clearly right and the therapist needs to fix my partner" rather than as a neutral mediation session. Take the advice of your counselor and let them help you. It is wholly possible that you are a bigger problem than you can see from your point of view.

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:25

Maybe now your poor husband won't have to deal with you being as crazy.

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pettyjohn1995 14

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:20

Too many people approach counseling as a "I'm clearly right and the therapist needs to fix my partner" rather than as a neutral mediation session. Take the advice of your counselor and let them help you. It is wholly possible that you are a bigger problem than you can see from your point of view.

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 15:25

Maybe now your poor husband won't have to deal with you being as crazy.

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