By a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
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Applejacks18 15

It sounds like you'll be better off without him.

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MichellinMan 20

What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!

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jackiemora 18

Well I wonder where he got the idea in the first place. :/ sorry OP

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BronayPonay 6

I think JackieMora means the husband got the idea from his friends rather than the OP...

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jackiemora 18

Yeah, lol. Thought it was implied but oh well.

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mrbobmarley4 8

Straight up douche..

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wjh100 13

is op's now ex worse than a Jew cartman?

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9lashes 15

Wait so why were you guys getting divorced? If it was because he cheated this shouldnt be news

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HowieDoIt 21

Call the girl, tell her the situation. Team up and teach him a thing or two.

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Cristinita_fml 4

Rule #1: NEVER interact with the other woman.

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greeneyesFTWlol 8

...Mmm well you know what he is not the only one who play that game*wink wink nudge nudge*.But on a serious note sorry that it didn't work out OP.

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Emily062611 6

Because it's conversationally awkward to talk about "humans" rather than "people" and the poster already said "some" men.

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GuinnessGirrrl 8

Dogs are at least loyal & faithful. Her soon-to-be ex-husband should be so lucky to be a dog. This moron is a cold hearted snake

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monnanon 13

in the context of the fml its ok to aim the comment at men. we can rag on women later. not everything has to be gender neutral, we haven't gone that pc yet surely

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olpally 32

Damn, kick him in the nuts. Asshole.

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Llamacod 11

Why are you calling op an asshole?

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Llamacod 11

What did op ever do to you that she deserves to be called an asshole

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brackaman 18

Kick him in only one nut. That way if he tries to complain tell him you're entitled to half of his things and therefore kicked your rightfully owned nut.

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pimpcrackerz 7

they probably just said that to piss u off

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simoncat 11

What a fuckwad you married. He and his asshole friends can all just go - well, they can just go. It hurts to be betrayed. I am sorry for your disappointments. But honestly, he's a complete asswipe. You ARE better without him. And he won't bring home herpes as an anniversary gift to You, at least.

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PokemonLove993 17

please correct me if I'm wrong but if there announcing it then wouldn't the divorce already have started with the paperwork and whatever you gotta do so wouldn't they be considered seperated and he didn't cheat? I don't know anyone who ever got divorced except my cousin and that's because his wife cheated and chose to leave when he said he would forgive her. so a little unsure on how it works.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

That may very well be the case here, but it doesn't make how and what they said any less hurtful.

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PokemonLove993 17

very true. I just saw a lot of people assuming he cheated. personally I think you should stay faithful until the divorce is finalized and his friends are assholes for encouraging such behavior

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