Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, I got a message from an old friend’s wife. She said they were having a reunion at their place and invited me to come. She spent the whole night trying to get me to hook up with him! She wanted out of the marriage and thought that if she could get him to cheat, she’d get a divorce. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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Applejacks18 15
It sounds like you'll be better off without him.
MichellinMan 20
What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!
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Comments (74)
jackiemora 18
Well I wonder where he got the idea in the first place. :/ sorry OP
BronayPonay 6
I think JackieMora means the husband got the idea from his friends rather than the OP...
jackiemora 18
Yeah, lol. Thought it was implied but oh well.
mrbobmarley4 8
Straight up douche..
kirb2154 3
you always know what to say cartman
wjh100 13
is op's now ex worse than a Jew cartman?
9lashes 15
Wait so why were you guys getting divorced? If it was because he cheated this shouldnt be news
HowieDoIt 21
Call the girl, tell her the situation. Team up and teach him a thing or two.
Cristinita_fml 4
Rule #1: NEVER interact with the other woman.
greeneyesFTWlol 8
...Mmm well you know what he is not the only one who play that game*wink wink nudge nudge*.But on a serious note sorry that it didn't work out OP.
qr_fml 21
Some men are just dogs.
Emily062611 6
Because it's conversationally awkward to talk about "humans" rather than "people" and the poster already said "some" men.
SammyS2012 21
Some women are too
GuinnessGirrrl 8
Dogs are at least loyal & faithful. Her soon-to-be ex-husband should be so lucky to be a dog. This moron is a cold hearted snake
monnanon 14
in the context of the fml its ok to aim the comment at men. we can rag on women later. not everything has to be gender neutral, we haven't gone that pc yet surely
Deeznutzhairy 7
Woof
olpally 33
Damn, kick him in the nuts. Asshole.
Llamacod 11
Why are you calling op an asshole?
Llamacod 11
What did op ever do to you that she deserves to be called an asshole
brackaman 18
Kick him in only one nut. That way if he tries to complain tell him you're entitled to half of his things and therefore kicked your rightfully owned nut.
pimpcrackerz 7
they probably just said that to piss u off
simoncat 11
What a fuckwad you married. He and his asshole friends can all just go - well, they can just go. It hurts to be betrayed. I am sorry for your disappointments. But honestly, he's a complete asswipe. You ARE better without him. And he won't bring home herpes as an anniversary gift to You, at least.
PokemonLove993 17
please correct me if I'm wrong but if there announcing it then wouldn't the divorce already have started with the paperwork and whatever you gotta do so wouldn't they be considered seperated and he didn't cheat? I don't know anyone who ever got divorced except my cousin and that's because his wife cheated and chose to leave when he said he would forgive her. so a little unsure on how it works.
BellaBelle_fml 23
That may very well be the case here, but it doesn't make how and what they said any less hurtful.
PokemonLove993 17
very true. I just saw a lot of people assuming he cheated. personally I think you should stay faithful until the divorce is finalized and his friends are assholes for encouraging such behavior