Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, I got a message from an old friend’s wife. She said they were having a reunion at their place and invited me to come. She spent the whole night trying to get me to hook up with him! She wanted out of the marriage and thought that if she could get him to cheat, she’d get a divorce. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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Top comments
Applejacks18 15
It sounds like you'll be better off without him.
MichellinMan 20
What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!
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Comments (74)
Tidus0 17
Wow shows how much scum his mates are. After my parents split my dads own brothers wanted to belt him one. Sorry you had to be with a loser who's mindset was of an 18 year old stoner who's form of hygiene is cheap nasty body spray (that's right body spray and not deodorant) that's sexually advertised but normally smells like arse. Now you can look for a real man who you may have your differences every now and then but you will grow old in a grumpy marriage but still love each other.
Jacksparrow72 21
Good riddance.
ev831 2
I hope they were just being assholes and its not true.
ctchan2381 5
Men will be Men
ohgeejosee 19
Sounds like a big bunch of men who have successful relationship futures...
DRush_fml 12
And just another example of the extreme differences between men an women lol
bubble_burst 16
If you have decided and announced your decision about the divorce why worry about what the friends of the douchebag have to say at all?
badguy500 4
If your gitting divorced then why care if he is already moveing on. Instead move on and get over it
Interwebzombie 15
On the bright side, it sounds like you have great friends that will help you out during this tough time. Hoping things turn out ok OP.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Use that information in your divorce proceedings. You'll get more.