Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, I got a message from an old friend’s wife. She said they were having a reunion at their place and invited me to come. She spent the whole night trying to get me to hook up with him! She wanted out of the marriage and thought that if she could get him to cheat, she’d get a divorce. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
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Top comments
Applejacks18 15
It sounds like you'll be better off without him.
MichellinMan 20
What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!
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Comments (74)
Happythizzin 7
Some friends you got... Fyl sorry op!
Llamacod 11
Re-read the post. Op's friends are great, the husband's friends are questionable.
MakinMills 12
any kids? hope not.
Lux2123 3
i agree w/ # 1!! a slap otta set him strait!!
amifaiyaz 12
well, good riddance.
Chad85 3
maybe if you had given him more sex he wouldn't have cheated? Men are very simple to please. Bring beer, show up naked, keep the stomach full and our balls empty. that's it. simple
Sheh_fml 25
Maybe he should take care of his own needs.
Raesin 21
Why would you assume it's her fault? A woman doesn't become your sex slave when you marry them. If she doesn't want sex, she doesn't have to have it. We're supposed to be a civilized species, it's not like he couldn't keep it in his pants, he just chose not to. Besides, if a man is going to cheat, he will cheat no matter what his wife does or how much sex they have together.
Hetsche 6
wow.. sexist much?
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Sure, super simple. If you're the guy, that is. If you were the wife working full-time, then coming home and being expected to spend hours cooking, fetching beer while your husband sits on his ass watching tv, then getting prettied up for sex every night, I'm sure you'd change your tune.
NaturalEvil 1
Yeah, men aren't helpless, they can take care of their own needs. Women don't exist to serve you guys.
iwadasn 33
It's not her fault that her husband cheated on her. It was a decision he made, and he needs to be held accountable for it.
Vickyh46 8
He's a prick and so are his friends.
toalysium 15
Why assume that the husband is the bad one here? Maybe OP has been a frigid bitch for years, or been getting so much from the pool boy that she didn't give her husband any? The divorce might have been her idea to start with.
babyshaft408 8
Hahaha hey ur divorced. Can't get mad. U were in the process a long time ago so he's just doing what feels good. Some gush gush
AlexiAwesome 10
That awkward moment when your best friend is the girl from last weekend...
demonic_angel85 2
at least your friends were nice. his friends? well, one annoying douche deserves another.