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By anonymous - 24/03/2016 13:23 - United States - Kennewick
Today, my housemate had a friend spend the night. She went to use the upstairs bathroom since the one downstairs is having issues. She called down the stairs saying someone left a dildo on the counter. After freaking out, thinking I'd forgotten after cleaning, she came down with a curling wand. FML