Today, my house is on lockdown. I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend. The state is on high alert for an ice storm. I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century". I used to walk to school in this weather. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in Tennessee, it stormed like crazy due to Hurricane Harvey. I brought my boyfriend home safely to his parents' house, but it rained harder once we arrived, so I started to wait inside. He's an adult but has a curfew, so they kicked me back out into the storm. FML
Today, is the second time this week that school is delayed because of snow or "extreme ice." It's like we're Texas now, they get 2 inches of snow and the whole state gets shut down, but no, I live in Rhode Island. I gotta go to work. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, we had an ice storm. My fiancée went out to look at the damage and yelled at me when I warned her to be safe. As she was walking around, she almost got nailed by a falling branch. Now she's mad at me. I don't know why either. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I packed up to get ready to move to my boyfriend’s. I just graduated high school and I don’t get along with his mom, but I have no other choice of living. I was supposed to move in with his family tomorrow but now his mom won’t let me. It was last minute, and I’m basically homeless. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who lived in Tennessee, moved to Georgia to be with his long-distance girlfriend. I live in Georgia too, and last year he broke up with me after two years together because he “didn’t see a future in Georgia” to be with me. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
unwantedforlife 14
That sucks for all of us from the north but to be fair, they are not used to any type of snow or ice
CallMeWindSock 24
And in the north, 50 degrees is T-Shirt weather!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (242)
FluffyGuitarGiy 13
Lol I'm from Georgia and I'm fine.
antallent 5
I live in Georgia and to be fair, we don't experience this kind of weather like y'all do.
codexide 11
And that's when us Canadians are in shorts working the BBQ.
OMGYourMon 5
I'm from California, what's snow!
whathefuckislife 11
SAME BOAT.
xarina 11
My abuelita had never been out of California/Mexico until she came to visit one summer. Being that we live in southern Louisiana we are used to thunderstorms. She had never been in one and was terrified. It's always a little scary when it's something that you aren't used to, like the ice and snow here now. Although I'm sure I'll regret saying this, I'm ready for our 105 degree summers.
hickeyboy42 11
Yeaahhh, Georgia pride, gotta appreciate our 2 inches of snow!
08zw 19
Storm of the century? Guess he didn't live here in the 90's.
EdenCrystal 21
West coast anyone? I mean, ANYONE??
shakespearelove 6
Tell him to come to Canada. We'll show him real cold.