Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
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Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML
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jazziness 12
that's something I would do
AusLittleRock 0
hahaha from Australia
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Comments (69)
jewels1877 0
That's what you call headbanging.
MyNameIsBruce 0
^Win
AnthonyField 0
Haha damn right
urmadbro9 0
Nice!
iLove2LoveU 0
Hahahaha
djcoco5 0
yepppp this happens to the best of us. ._.
lienglieng 0
i did the exact same thing
mismonroe 0
Have an ******.
rawr9able 4
^ helps with body pains usually.
Pilotchick 8
I have done this so many times /:
TinyDude 10
scream like a wussie. that always works.
msfp17 0
headbanging... lol pp
rewshrew 0
well that sucks.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Pull out your wank and bash it on the wall a few times. It doesn't really help with your headache problem, but at least while you are in pain you can think of just how big your junk is, man. Have a bashing good day, OP.