Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
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3rdbass 9
"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.
sacmaster 11
What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?
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Comments (94)
pedinhuh 23
This FML needs a Brazzers logo on it!
toyoufromapril 4
Never had that problem with my guinea pig, but at least your hair will grow back!!
crazyketchupgirl 1
This actually happens to me all the time. My guinea pig has a weird craving for my hair and will randomly take out 6 -10 inch chunks of it.
hamusta 13
Hagah, in sorry, but it sounds adorable.
KweenAnnsReveng 15
My guinea pig used to nibble on my dog's ear, so that's no surprise.
breadstickez 5
Mine do that ALL the time! And my cat does it after we have been swimming because she likes chlorine haha
Becca_Alvarez 9
Lol that's pretty funny but I feel really bad for you
Kylie_nkr 8
My guinea pig did the same exact thing!!
whooper999 1
Oh god. I have a guinea pig that crawls right up to my neck and tries biting my hair all the time. Good thing I have short hair. I can totally relate.
guineagirl 18
my male does this let's just mate them and have hair eating babies