Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
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3rdbass 9
"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.
sacmaster 11
What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?
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Comments (94)
BiNeko 12
That bitch ate your hair!
JoeCookieRaider 5
Guinea pig* this is not a dog. Also, I believe we've already established the fact that it indeed, did eat her hair.
amDes 11
The first day I got mine he bit then peed on my mom. Best pet ever!
pheonix_flash 7
Try fighting a 75 pound young and very strong and fast golden retriever to get back an important homework assignment... Ginea pigs are the least of my worries
smartypants96 3
Mine does that too.
brittyed 11
Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That sucks! I just got 2 rats, I can see something like that happening to me. :P
Coeliacchic93 21
My rats love to sniff my hair and stick their noses in my ears haha but they do NOT like glasses. One of them bit my mum because she was wearing glasses!
FalconSam1414 19
My parakeets will nibble on my hair sometimes and try to pull my glasses off, it's so cute! But one of them likes to bite the wrinkles on my mom's face...
AliciaMeow 12
My kitten actually does that. She'll sneak behind me and latch onto my hair if I don't keep it pulled back. :/
LiliK_fml 21
Mine don't nibble my hair, but they do enjoy standing on my head and shoulders. Could just be that mine don't like the smell of my shampoo and avoid it though idk
Leasha3 14
Sad haha. Glad you threw the hair in the garbage instead of leaving it for a chew toy (:
bunny409 14
:( my guinea pig recently died. at least you still have yours.
MsMourningStar 22
This isn't a pity party kind of place, iconically. Sorry for your pet but go cry about it somewhere else.
Kane555 8
ouch...Oddly enough I agree with you. Don't rain on our parade!
maddienoelle 13
Awe :(
billyz77 24
Hey, if you were from France, would I have to address you as Mademoiselle maddienoelle? SCR :)
JoeCookieRaider 5
Guinea pig, people. These are not rats.
Marakie 16
Same thing happens with me except this time it is my sister