FML : Today, my girlfriend was sick for the fourth day in a row. I stopped by her house to check on her and bring some necessities, only to find her ex's truck...

Today, my girlfriend was sick for the fourth day in a row. I stopped by her house to check on her and bring some necessities, only to find her ex's truck in the driveway, and the sounds of some very intense love making coming from inside. I guess she's not that sick after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 September 2017 06:00 /

Love

Intimacy

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By GumStickExtraGmail | 21

#7539804 - Monday 11 September 2017 6:02

well, you seem like a great boyfriend, bringing her things. dont worry, you'll find someone better than her

By RichardPencil | 25

#7539806 - Monday 11 September 2017 6:10

Looks like she prefers her ex’s “necessities.”

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By GumStickExtraGmail | 21

#7539804 - Monday 11 September 2017 6:02

well, you seem like a great boyfriend, bringing her things. dont worry, you'll find someone better than her

By RichardPencil | 25

#7539806 - Monday 11 September 2017 6:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

coolmike699 | 23

#7539811 - Monday 11 September 2017 6:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

RichardPencil | 25

#7539814 - Monday 11 September 2017 7:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mungolikecandy | 14

#7539818 - Monday 11 September 2017 7:22

There is a place for humour and there is a place where attempts at humour just come across as distasteful. Sadly you tend to quite often pick the latter rather than the former. If you aim the humour with some discretion then you may get a more appreciative audience.

RichardPencil | 25

#7539821 - Monday 11 September 2017 7:33

And you’re the arbiter of this? You are very full of yourself.

If I avoided offending every possible person, the few things I write would be bland.

Back in the day, you had to be quick to get a comment in the first ten slots. It’s really slowed down now. If you don’t like my stuff, either skip it or thumb it down, but otherwise, shut the fuck up.

onceuponatime456 | 13

#7540115 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 2:14

Maybe you shouldn't post anything until you make it past Grade 6!!

core01 | 24

#7540147 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 4:48

Richard makes me chuckle or cringe. I like the dichotomy.

RichardPencil | 25

#7540151 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 5:07

Thank you! It’s a thrill ride, isn’t it? It is for me!

freckledfox06 | 18

#7540191 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 8:27

I don't understand why you got such backlash for this comment. I find your quips are worth a chuckle either for their well placed humor or the awful puns.

bartsj1988 | 7

#7540466 - Tuesday 12 September 2017 23:13

Richard, your posts are top level savage! Don't ever charge. Not sure why the backlash. People love to critique but they need to understand where they are at. Keep up the good work.

mimimomomo | 5

#7541284 - Friday 15 September 2017 3:42

You say that commenting is an important part of FML, yet you are telling a commenter to shut up and not comment...do you see the irony there?

By MrBiggggg | 7

#7539808 - Monday 11 September 2017 6:33

Son it's okay I've had it worse. Ex gf was with two of my so called friends. Worst day ever lad. You'll find the one soon she isn't worth a second of your time

By jfsiv | 17

#7539819 - Monday 11 September 2017 7:30

If you didn't confront them yet, then you have time. first do a little research, Google is your friend on ways to get back with a cheating ex, then get to work. you have a lot of pent up energy because she hurt you. put it in something productive like revenge. if you do it right, it will be glorious.