By Anonymous - 11/09/2017 06:00

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Today, my girlfriend was sick for the fourth day in a row. I stopped by her house to check on her and bring some necessities, only to find her ex's truck in the driveway, and the sounds of some very intense love making coming from inside. I guess she's not that sick after all. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 808
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GumStickExtraGmail 22

well, you seem like a great boyfriend, bringing her things. dont worry, you'll find someone better than her

Son it's okay I've had it worse. Ex gf was with two of my so called friends. Worst day ever lad. You'll find the one soon she isn't worth a second of your time

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GumStickExtraGmail 22

well, you seem like a great boyfriend, bringing her things. dont worry, you'll find someone better than her

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Mungolikecandy 19

There is a place for humour and there is a place where attempts at humour just come across as distasteful. Sadly you tend to quite often pick the latter rather than the former. If you aim the humour with some discretion then you may get a more appreciative audience.

And you’re the arbiter of this? You are very full of yourself. If I avoided offending every possible person, the few things I write would be bland. Back in the day, you had to be quick to get a comment in the first ten slots. It’s really slowed down now. If you don’t like my stuff, either skip it or thumb it down, but otherwise, shut the fuck up.

Maybe you shouldn't post anything until you make it past Grade 6!!

Richard makes me chuckle or cringe. I like the dichotomy.

Thank you! It’s a thrill ride, isn’t it? It is for me!

I don't understand why you got such backlash for this comment. I find your quips are worth a chuckle either for their well placed humor or the awful puns.

Richard, your posts are top level savage! Don't ever charge. Not sure why the backlash. People love to critique but they need to understand where they are at. Keep up the good work.

mimimomomo 5

You say that commenting is an important part of FML, yet you are telling a commenter to shut up and not comment...do you see the irony there?

Son it's okay I've had it worse. Ex gf was with two of my so called friends. Worst day ever lad. You'll find the one soon she isn't worth a second of your time

If you didn't confront them yet, then you have time. first do a little research, Google is your friend on ways to get back with a cheating ex, then get to work. you have a lot of pent up energy because she hurt you. put it in something productive like revenge. if you do it right, it will be glorious.

Erase her from your life. Move on to someone better.

Expose and dispose.

Maybe she was just sick of you.

You've had a lucky escape Bro! if she can do that, trust me she could do a lot worse! be thankful you found out sooner rather than later

She's got a fever, and the only prescription is more of her ex's dick

Well, she certainly wasn't sick of her ex.