Love: Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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mstoffel 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:44

Leave her. You deserve better.

Izabel12 7

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:45

I agree. If she can't own up to what she says she is the WRONG person for you.

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stonerchikk 4

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:31

**** that. I wouldn't put up with that.

slipstreak 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:02

You might wanna get out of that.

brritnilynn 1

Tuesday 24 June 2014 4:36

these hoes ain't loyal

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:54

She doesn't seem remorseful.

justinemalang1 14

Thursday 16 October 2014 1:34

Just leave her. She has no senses nor care about you.

mtbluc 21

Sunday 16 November 2014 6:20

Ouch. That must'a hurt. Feel sorry for you.

ladyg228 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:49

Hope you dumped the bitch

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 29 November 2014 17:37

Well she's definitely a lying sack of shit, but I did laugh a lot at the illustration for this one... "You don't even have a roommate!" "I do now."

supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 17 January 2015 22:13

how did she think you would fall for that? Sorry OP. There are some dumb people in this world.

biggj88 4

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:48

she's not worth it

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