Miscellaneous: Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon,...

By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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Good friends

By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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Surprised?

By neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

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By Bambi113 - 09/06/2016 19:07 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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Mr_Alex 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:13

You should of asked them why they were acting strange or just trust them!! no reason to ditch them!! some friend you are!!

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:17

Why wouldn't you just confront them instead of childishly lying to them like that?

Comments

Mervin22 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:25

Lol. You can never be too careful! My friends try to murder me all the time. Those rascals!

dnljcbsn 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:26

man I bet you feel Like a great friend

Acousticpixie14 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:30

Wow, way to be a little bitch.

moosemonkey1000 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 4:19

little mean but true.

Acousticpixie14 6

Wednesday 19 January 2011 7:27

Yeah, well the truth hurts. Even if her friends were acting strange and she was uncomfortable around them, she shouldn't have stood them up.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:32

I have a friend just like you OP people like you never enjoy life. I call him the "ditchess" he bitches about every little thing. Takes constructive criticism way too seriously. Constantly decides to bail because assumingly in his mind he feels controlled and feels self-conscious and extremely picky about almost everything- where he wants to go,who he wants go out with etc. I'm sorry but YDI OP.

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:32

Emileerzz 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:31

That's your fault. biatch

xmarkstheheart 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:37

You're really dumb for not just asking or even demanding why they want to go out for drinks! If it was a birthday surprise party, then you're even dumber, since the proximity of your birthday should've been a clue. Are these friends such particularly shady people that it would make you lie and then ditch them? What, did you think they were going to murder you or something?!?!? YDI.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:38

Way to go, OP! You sure showed them the full extent of your wrath! They won't do that again, ever. I can't even imagine the feelings of happiness that have overcome you by taking charge of your life. I mean the way that you demonstrated how much you HATE surprises to your friends, wow, just inspiring. OK, OP, I am going to wish you a happy birthday. Are you ready, I don't want it to be a surprise. Ready? Happy Birthday!

Hidan_fml 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:41

Wow, not only were you paranoid, but you acted like a total bitch. Seriously, you could have just told them you'd rather not go, instead of lying and having them wait for you. I hope they never throw you another surprise party ever again.

hideyoself 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:45

Maybe they did have radical plans with you and you managed to dodge the bullet. Don't you see? the surprise party was just a cover! OP's mind has saved him!