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By anon - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - Owasso

Today, my friends came up with a really clever rag on me. They said I look like my assistant principal. The problem is that my assistant principal is a skinny, awkward looking lesbian woman and I am an 18 year old man. The whole school is in on it. FML.

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