Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I wanted to go to the mall. We were across... - FML

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By cloroxcandies - 27/04/2016 02:32 - Canada - Milton

Today, my friends and I wanted to go to the mall. We were across the street from it when one of my friends asked if he should jay walk across. Everyone said no and I just shrugged, but he did it anyway. Now he's in the hospital and the others are blaming me because I didn't stop him. FML

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grim962 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:56

It's not your fault, kinda stupid that your friends don't see that.

smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 8:07

And your friends could have done more than just saying no.

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grim962 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:56

It's not your fault, kinda stupid that your friends don't see that.

smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 8:07

And your friends could have done more than just saying no.

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