Miscellaneous: Today my friend texted me asking if she could grab something...

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By Anon - 18/04/2016 04:07 - United States - Denver

Today my friend texted me asking if she could grab something from my dorm room. I told her no because I wasn't there and have been away for 3 weeks because of medical issues. She got mad at me. FML

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