Today, my four-year-old daughter informed me she wants to be...

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By amy - 21/03/2020 05:05

Today, my four-year-old daughter informed me she wants to be a boy. Why? So she won’t have to have kids. FML

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Callyn 47

Monday 23 March 2020 14:14

And you'll love him anyway, because that is what good parents do.

JuliaKay14 33

Tuesday 24 March 2020 21:55

How is this an FML? Unless you’re a transphobe you shouldn’t care. Kids say shit like that all the time.

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Callyn 47

Monday 23 March 2020 14:14

And you'll love him anyway, because that is what good parents do.

JuliaKay14 33

Tuesday 24 March 2020 21:55

How is this an FML? Unless you’re a transphobe you shouldn’t care. Kids say shit like that all the time.

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