By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Everlost 0

hahaha, they dress those barbies way too slutty.

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Honda288 2

Aw me an my friend both busted up over that one hahahaha

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cebaugh 0

How in the world does a 5 year old know what a hooker is anyways??

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kc2_fml 0

this one has to be fake, it seems like you and your freinds were just watching tv and one of you said that... then you posted it here ... I only say this cause it's not funny

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CapriceClassic 0

I was wondering the same thing, myself.

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jgirl726 0

relax im sure she dosnt know what a hooker is shes 5. she probably heard someone say "barbie is like a hooker" and she wants to be like barbie, chill

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Twixnumber2 0

Well, at least she has a goal in life? Prostitution pays well, you know. LOL justt kidding. Your life ish fuckkkkkked.

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