By XanderFierce - 29/06/2018 09:30 - Australia - Camperdown

Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.

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Zekfen 17

Return it with a picture from the movie of the ****** with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.

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Comments

amarie2009 22

he wants the only pussy being petted in that Household LOL!!!

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Charlie Given 26

Maybe your 🐈 is jealous and wants one her size🤣🤣😂

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manb91uk 22

You should only be playing with one pussy, that's why 😂

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ARISKomuniszt 24

You seem to have a very libidinous cat...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Apparently you're playing with the wrong pussy.

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XanderFierce 11

OP here, Just thought I should add that it was, indeed, in a drawer, but my cat is a thief and will steal anything that isn't nailed down. It is hilariously exhausting.

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