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By Wtf Dad - 02/04/2016 21:03

Today, My family and I went to the mall. My sister and dad decided to buy her clothes leaving me sitting outside of Justice for hours. My father spent $250.00 on my sisters clothes. When we finally left we went to Best Buy, my dad refused to buy me anything because he said I'm "not worth it". FML

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