Intimacy: Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he...

By donotbelieveinsecondchances - 02/03/2015 14:04 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 22:00

Today, my ex was talking about getting back together. I say I’d be willing to talk and ask him to explain what he wants from me, to see if there’s any common ground, but he replied, "I just mention something and you immediately attack me with this emo crap! I already regret even thinking about it!" FML

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By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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Missed you too

By ooook - 16/02/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I'd finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looked at me and asked, "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

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Backstabbing

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

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Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 21:00 - Canada - Peterborough

Today, after 10 hours of radio silence, my boyfriend of one month, who pursued me for almost a year and spent the last two days at my sister's wedding weekend being introduced to my family, wants to give his ex another chance after sleeping with her during their "talk about their arrangements for their son." FML

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Got it

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 23:00

Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 2 March 2015 18:34

Exes are exes for a reason

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 2 March 2015 18:36

Unless you're prepared to have an open relationship with this guy, you need to kick him to the curb.

Comments

RAH94 17

Monday 2 March 2015 19:28

There's a reason he's your ex...

Culito97 10

Monday 2 March 2015 19:39

It's okay OP, he's just sweet charming you to keep you around just in case things don't go well with the other chick.

Goblin182 26

Monday 2 March 2015 19:47

Is that really to much to ask?

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 3 March 2015 13:07

Its called sarcasm.

Steve95401 49

Monday 2 March 2015 20:04

It's obvious which head he's thinking with.

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 21:57

why is this gem down here!

ShadowGenius 12

Monday 2 March 2015 20:07

He just doesn't want to develop a case of "one gina" that's all! In all seriousness, he's a piece of shit by the sounds of it

Niedermayer_20 12

Monday 2 March 2015 20:18

Can't help but laugh.

lovethatstach 18

Monday 2 March 2015 20:44

he honey dicked you just to see if he could. move on.

Cozy_Blanket 16

Monday 2 March 2015 21:07

Ha never heard that phrase before. Sounds gross though!

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 2 March 2015 22:23

I want this phrase to become viral!

ijimj 11

Monday 2 March 2015 20:44

It isn't a FML, it's **** his life.

musoboy 22

Monday 2 March 2015 20:58

That's the conclusion you drew from this? Date does not mean ****. Date means date. Don't read too far into it.

limabeans101029 20

Monday 2 March 2015 22:20

And? Unless it's an open relationship dealy, if someone says they want to be with you you'd expect them not to date anyone else whether there's sex involved or not.

tranced_ 45

Monday 2 March 2015 20:59

And then there's guys like me who will remain in the friendzone.

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 2 March 2015 22:25

Maybe you can get a gf if you would stop whining about you being in the friendzone? Worked for me.

Shlalg 15

Monday 2 March 2015 22:34

What, guys who don't see the value of having a female friend if they can't get off with them? The 'friendzone' is really just a fake zone of imagined entitlement.