Today my dog began to blow out his undercoat. Big deal, you might... - FML

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By DriedDeadFroggo - 02/06/2019 22:22

Today my dog began to blow out his undercoat. Big deal, you might say. Well, one year we brushed 3 full shopping bags of hair off my little 50 pound dog. Now imagine that around your house. And in your hair. And in your mouth. And in your food. I love him to bits, but FML.

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courtalex 5

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:39

A 50 pound dog is little? I say that about my 8 pound dog.

JuliaKay14 33

Friday 23 August 2019 20:03

Not a little dog, also, blow out the undercoat outside

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courtalex 5

Wednesday 3 July 2019 20:39

A 50 pound dog is little? I say that about my 8 pound dog.

JuliaKay14 33

Friday 23 August 2019 20:03

Not a little dog, also, blow out the undercoat outside

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