Health: Today, my doctor told me that I have a cold as well as strep...

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By sick - 09/02/2016 02:03 - United States - Tucson

Today, my doctor told me that I have a cold as well as strep throat. I've been healing from a broken vertebra for the last couple of weeks. Every cough and sneeze makes me feel like I'm about to break it again. FML

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