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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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finitely 0
13?.... damn....
Jeniusjay919 0
omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****
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mac_fml 0
thats defently not something any parent wants to hear. ground her promiscous ass.
thischick 0
#19-so she tells you shes having sex - it's nothing to be proud of since she is having sex. Slutty!!
Failmaster 0
PARENTING FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jamie Lynn Spears, FTW!
Babyfirefly 0
I personally think that even if the mother did teach her about sex while she was younger the daughter would have done it regardless. Kids do what they want these days. Even if the mother hadn't taught her about sex it was probably because she never thought that her daughter would even consider it until an older age. Most parents are in denial about what their kids really do, and just expect the best from them. Movies, TV shows, and even books express how it's okay to have sex. I can see why any kid would want to try it.
gregthestrange 3
you obviously failed at being a parent. I would advise putting your child into foster care, because if you don't, she'll probably become a crack *****.
captainboken 0
that f***ing sucks
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
Hey i LIKED #61's comment....everything she/he said is true....ill admit they shouldnt have voiced the fact that most muslim/jewish girls can be a bit easy....that wasnt very polite....but everything else was good..... And at 13 your a teenager. you are no longer a KID....and teenagers r stupid....what do u except? Also you shouldnt have sex AT ALL untill your MARRIED....I turn 21 in 2weeks.....and have never had sex....dont plan to....so in MOP those who have had sex before marriage r no better thand da 13yrold who had sex.... Lastly, why did they bann #61 when they didnt even curse....bunch people calling da daughter a *****/**** and asking "So does she spit or swallow?" (#22)....THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE BANNED!!!!!!!!!
gregthestrange 3
#121, get off your high horse. I haven't had sex either and I turn 21 soon, but that doesn't give either of us the right (mostly you here, since I'm not judging the girl) to say that they aren't good people. your comment makes you seem ignorant. and btw, MOP isn't correct. it's imho, or imo. pwnt
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
lmao i thought MOP was wrong..... and idc if i seem ignorant.....they r wrong wth is pwnt?
hydronium 0
Did it occur to anyone that maybe this kid is...lying? Trying to freak out her mom? I'm not saying that 13 yr old sex never happens, but certainly kids that age can try to shock their parents.