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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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13?.... damn....

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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crayonnedmusic 0

I'm thirteen and for us, virginity just isn't a big deal anymore. NO disrespect towards your daughter, whatsoever, but most girls who loose their virginity young don't either respect themselves or just don't care. I'm still a virgin, but none of my thirteen / fourteen year old friends are. One has had sex five times, given a ******* & done anal twice...i don't remember her mentioning condoms...you might wanna go talk to you daughter ; or just see if she was kidding...

awesomo3000 0

good parenting. and to all of the idiots taking this one seriously, grow up. and #147, have fun being a lonely old 40 year old man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR DAUGHTERS PIMPIN! and i agree with 148! get a life man!!!

at 13 i was playing pokemon still...

lololol111 0

i play pokemon and have sex

chelseaaa 0

wow thats crazyy im sorry

Tonkatruckerboii 0

Well my community had a problem with 6th graders giving each other head ...SIXTH GRADERS

suicidal18181 0

Why did you tell your 13-year-old when the first time you had sex was???

A_bomb19 0

YO! #153!! maybe it was because she wasn't thinking, "oh man. i hope she has beaten me and done it already!!" she maybe, JUST MAYBE, wanted to tell her own daughter the truth! maybe because she feels that if her daughter wants to know, what would it hurt for her to know? geez! get a brain!!!!!

life_is_a_hooker 0

Your daughter is a ***** already at 13. I'm disgusted with teenagers. That doesn't make you a bad parent at all, it just means she or her friends have lost respect for themselves. I hope she was kidding.

totally agree with #21 haha that sucks