Miscellaneous: Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never... - FML

By jimmy_morton - 26/01/2016 18:20 - United States

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

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célinelisie 14

Thursday 28 January 2016 17:10

Hey it's the op, My dad loves to embarrass me and challenge my manhood because I'm his only son of 6 kids. He's done this all my life. He used to yell at me on the field during my football games calling me a pussy. He even told my senior drill instructor at my basic combat training graduation ceremony that he hoped my drill sergeant put hit foot up my ass every day that I was there. No I'm not gay. My dad just likes to mess with me. I've gotten used to it and I actually find it funny now.

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turtle_darkness 17

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:16

Better hurry up and start finishing your food faster than him and peeing around the house to show him you're the dominate male.

purelymixed 17

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:15

Time to man up son

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Bluedy 17

Saturday 30 January 2016 6:03

Come on, dude. I'm sure it was just a joke -_-

célinelisie 14

Tuesday 2 February 2016 13:55

Yea it was. I even said in my comment "he's just messing with me". I didn't post it to complain. I honestly just wanted a confirmed FML and I knew this would get it.

sukkaass 15

Sunday 18 September 2016 19:37

it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard

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